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I think these hilarious pick up lines are underestimated. If it is true, there is no good to pick up the lines since they are cheesy and clumsy, some of them are entertaining! There is a reason why they still exist and that is because they bring a smile to our faces. And aren’t humor and trust the main things we look for in a guy?
Here are 25 hilarious guys pickup lines, none of which should be underestimated.
1. What’s your number?
Him: Something’s wrong with my cell phone.
You: Oh, really? What happened?
Him: It’s just that… of your number not in it.
Admit it ladies, who would like to be asked the traditional question of, “Hey, can I get your number?” where you can use this pick-up line as an icebreaker. Not only is he smart but also funny! That’s why it’s one of my hilarious favorite pick up lines.
2. Christmas
Him: If a fat man puts you in a night bag, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Although this line is not as realistic to use on a daily basis, it is a good conversation starter. It’s not too cheesy and not too direct, a good balance that can potentially prove to be effective and change the course of you holiday plans!
3. You’re fine!
Him: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve fine written about you.
Some of us might avoid a guy who would approach us with this line, but others might appreciate the originality of the man. If it comes with enough charm, the ice cream can be considered broken!
4. love at first sight
Him: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk again?
Yes, it may be a little too cheesy for some of us, but there’s nothing wrong with having extra cheddar on the side. Although it might not serve its destination, it is bound to get your attention!
5. the spark in your eyes
Him: Excuse me, I think you’ve got something in your eyes.
You: (blink, blink)
Him: Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
This line has a good balance between cute and cheese. It would make you laugh and if delivered the right way, you won’t even notice how you are down for it!
6. let’s hold hands
Him: The hand seems heavy. Let me hold you to yourself.
Although this line could come off offensively if you think too much about it, it’s actually a nice move. Again, the purpose of it is to get your attention and not to make you instantly fall for it!
7. McGorgeous!
Him: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous!
Yes, it might compare you to a hamburger, but it is also giving you a compliment. He also hopes that you know how to laugh at yourself, to take it in mind, that it is planned!
8. your blue eyes
Him: No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Some may think that this line is overrated, but it’s a compliment, and who doesn’t like a good compliment? It is true that using flattery is the best way to achieve your goals!
9. first kiss
Him: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
As dumb as it sounds, there is a possibility that some women would fall for it because it’s so brutal. It catches your attention, and it’s a little more of your heart!
10. Good Girl, Bad Girl
Him: You can’t be a bad girl because you’ve written well all over you.
-All right, while I don’t want a guy to call me a bad girl, or try to do dirty things, I think it’s cute, because that’s what implies that you’re too good to be bad.
11. drunk with love
Him: I’m not drunk, I’m just drunk with you.
This could be considered cute because many times we assume a guy is drunk when he hits us. This shows us that he might just be a little affectionate, even if he is clumsy!
12. religious know-how
Him: Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers!
Simple, effective and cute. It is also one of the oldest in the book, which makes it charming.
13. forever beautiful
Him: If beauty were time, you would be my eternity.
Never heard of it before, which makes it uncreative. Plus, every woman likes to hear that they are beautiful, even if it’s super cheesy!
14. red love light
Him: If I was at a red light, I turned red every time you went through, just so I could watch you a little longer.
Creative, flattering and not dirty. I can get around that he’s nerdy about all these benefits.
15. Decorator
Him: Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful.
I don’t know a woman of the world who wouldn’t smile if she heard that, even though she was just laughing at him!
16. nickel of love
Him: If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have nothing but 5 cents together.
This is a cute remark because you assume that he will say the opposite at the beginning of the line as if he saw tons of women, and yet he says the opposite. Of course, he’s probably lying down, but the gesture is always humorous.
17. drinks, please
Him: I’m sorry to bother you, but you owe me a drink. When I saw you, I switched to mine All Over me.
Personally, I don’t want a guy to think I’m going to buy him a drink, or that I owe him nothing, but that’s at least for a good laugh. Even though it probably wouldn’t work, I’d still be nice and introduce myself.
romantic pick up lines:
18. Bandaids
Him: Do you have a Band-Aid? Only, I fell in love when I saw you and scratched my knee.
Old-school, childish and a classic total. I’ll take this on a crude pickup line anyday!
19. Socks
Him: I want to live like your socks, so I can walk with you every step of the way.
Super nerdy, Geek and somehow creative? I doubt I think a guy who says it’s sexy, but it would also seem harmless too!
20. the plethora of Stars
Him: If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I would have an entire galaxy in the palm of my hand.
This comment is just somehow cute, in a strange sort of passage, right?
21. Cold solution
Him: You look cold; maybe you should use me as a cover.
Kind of scary, but still perhaps safe, it could be an effective move if you don’t actually look as if you’re cold.
pick up lines for flirting:
22. map, please
Him: Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.
A woman who hears this will probably smile, and it’s still a key breaking point to get her number. Guys use this trick to put a foot in the door, and usually it actually works.
23. Tennessee
Him: Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I know, I see!
I remember hearing that in the first year of being a guy. It’s cute then and obsolete now, but anyway, still safe.
24. The Hearts Thief
Him: You are likely to go to jail for being a good thief because you stole my heart across the room!
This pickup line is one I’ve never heard of, but I can’t imagine taking offense to. Any guy willing to be confident enough to say something so cheesy must at least have a good sense of humor.
25. Money Talks
Him: I bet you’re going to give me $100.
Well, if you really need $100, here it is! Cute, charming, smart and let you be in control. Although I doubt you’ll make money bets with a guy you don’t know, it’s still a harmless pickup line compared to many, that I’ve heard.
Worst guys pick up lines ever
Here are the 25 worst pickup lines you’ve ever heard.
25. “You look like an angel who fell from the sky and hit his face on the sidewalk.”
24
“If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
23
“Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb!”
22
“I’ve had a week off, but seeing you excite me.”
21
“I’m a hot commodity, you’re a hot commodity, we should get out.”
20
“Did you just fart because you took me away!”
19
“Your eyes are like clear puddles of primordial silt, and I am the protozoans who want to swim in their depths.
18
“Do you accept requests for your fan club?”
flirty pick up lines for texting:
17
“You have beautiful hips, you will give me many sons”
16
“Say, have we been to different schools together?”
15
“Live in a cornfield because I’m stalking you”
14
“Hey, my daughter, is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.”
13
“I have a rare tropical disease that will kill me unless I have sex in the next half hour.”
12
“Have you had any spells for breakfast, because you look magical?”
11
“How long did it take to shave those long legs?”
10.
“You know, people tell me I look like (insert sexy celebrity here)”
9
“Let’s have breakfast tomorrow, should I call you or push you?
8
“Are you a campfire because you’re hot and I want to s’more?”
7
“The roses are red, the violets are blue, I suck the poems, the beautiful breasts”
6
“If you were a potato, you’d be a really nice potato.”
5
“You’re turning my software into hardware”
4
“Are you Angelina Jolie? Because I’d love to attack your grave.”
3
“It’s convenient that I have my library card because I’m checking.”
2
“I love my ladies as I love my peanut butter… CHUNKY!”
1
“You must refer me to your plastic surgeon.”
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20 Best pun pick up lines
- Let’s do some math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
- Let’s see if we converge by bringing each other to the limit.
- I’d like to be your math homework, so I’d be really hard, and you’d do me all night.
- Oops, I think my pairs have just spread
- I am a relativist: the faster I go, the longer I last.
- In Euclidian geometry, two parallel lines never touch each other… let’s go back to my place and study a non-Euclidian geometry.
- The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.
- My friends told me I should ask you out because you can’t tell the difference.
- Do you need help with math? Do you want to expand my polynom?
- Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves
- Your body is so curved that I quickly reach Nash’s balance.
- You and I must be reverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!
- Call me a parable, because there’s a conical section in my pants.
- Baby, my symplecttic width might be a problem for you, but don’t worry.
- Would you like to come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid’s “elements”?
- You can call me Surjection because I want to fill your range.
- Baby, I just drew a picture of you on my ti83 but you’re so hot that my screen has melted.
- Baby, let me find your ninth term.
- I’ve heard that you are a sin because you are always at the top when we make tangent.
- I’d like to be your second derivative so I can investigate your concavities.
All these lines have something in common: they are all can be considered funny and entertaining. This is why they can be considered effective. What pick-up line would you fall by if it came with it in the right way?